Hip-Hop Han Dynasty

Local dentist Dr. Brad Podray wrote and produced a rap track about Philly's best Chinese restaurant, Han Dynasty. And it's good. The lyrics are seriously funny, featuring lines like: "Han is the owner, his name means fire; And I’ll kill him myself before I let him retire. His food has earned him customers so loyal; He’s Like a Chinese Gandalf making spells out of chili oil." Whether or not Podray earned free food for life for his efforts, owner Han Chiang said, "No. But, I will advertise that you should get your teeth fixed at his practice. Who the fuck doesn't love a rapping dentist?" [EaterWire]