There are no words to describe the monstrosity that is the cheesesteak at Chima Brazilian Steakhouse. It looks like a lumpy gob of poop with sharp teeth. The poster encourages one to hurry on over because it's only available for a "limited time," but that's the most comforting part of the deal as far as we're concerned.
If anyone actually eats this thing, please take some pics and send in a recap from your hospital bed. There are so many questions that need to be answered. This could be the crown jewel of local blog This Is Not a Cheesesteak.
· Chima Brazilian Steakhouse [Official]