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Bill Simmons, better known to Wing Bowl fans as "El Wingador," was busted today for first-degree cocaine distribution. During a traffic stop, Simmons was found with $8,000 in coke and $4,000 in cash in his Kia Soul.
Simmons recently announced his retirement from the world of competitive eating to focus on other career endeavors. Looks like his new business didn't take off, either. Protip: It's hard to make a buck in a discretion-heavy business while being a 6'5", 330-pound monster with a bleached mullet. Also, you might want to ditch the day-glo "El Wingador" car graphics.
· El Wingador Arrested for Cocaine [NJ.com]
