Greensgrow Farms is Tired of the Dog Shit and Blowjobs

Greensgrow Farms—Philly's most notable urban farm, CSA, and farmer's stand—took to Facebook to put the dirty-ass people in their neighborhood on blast, and encourage them to stop acting like dirty-ass people. Whomever has access to the business page posted this nugget of truth-telling over the weekend:

"Letting your dog shit on the sidewalk and not cleaning up behind it appears to be coming back en vogue. Call people out on this disgusting practice. It's disgusting, unsanitary and just plain crude and that people that do it should be shat on themselves. Don't even get me started on the pigs (sorry, Milkshake) that get blow jobs by our back gates and leave the leftovers for us to clean up."

So, if you hang around Greensgrow Farms, pick up after your damn dog, lest ye be shat upon. And Milkshake, take your game somewhere else and bring paper towels.

· Greensgrow Farms [Facebook]