Pennsporter has a new site design and a new newsletter and they are giving away passes to the Blue Cross RiverRink and as wonderful as that all is, to focus on any of it would be to miss the actual point, which is: Free marshmallows screen-printed with pictures of beagles. Or any other pictures you like from Pennsporter's Instagram, but no joke, if you win this contest and don't select nine beagle-printed marshmallows, you will have earned yourself an official lifelong ban from Eater Philly, buster. [Pennsporter, via Passyunk Post]
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