If fresh mozzarella doesn't usually occupy a portion of your holiday table, it's time to make some room, because mozzarella turkeys ($15) are now at your fingertips. This fulfillment of a dream you never knew you had comes courtesy of South Philly's Pastificio and, like so many of the finer things in life, should be ordered in advance.
Thanks to eagle-eyed illustrator Hawk Krall for pointing this out.