Recall Wire

Head over to Eater National to watch last night's bit on the Daily Show that saw Jon Stewart unable to get his snack on thanks to some appetite-killing news stories involving Subway, Kraft Singles, and Hot Pockets. Upon reading that one the Hot Pocket varieties included in their recall is "croissant-crust Philly steak and cheese," Stewart offers this aside: "That's a great idea, combining the classic Philadelphia street food with a bread it would like to beat the shit out of." (Stick around for his unrecognizable "Philly" accent!) [-EN-]