Missed Connections

How not to pick up ladies, pizza place edition: Hopefully by now, the bro who posted this Missed Connection out of Two Brothers Pizza has figured out that women probably care less about whether or not a guy has shaved than they care about the fact that he finds one woman interchangeable with the next and just hurls his belated, half-assed compliments at tables full of them in hopes that something sticks. Also, any guesses as to why he's put "working" in scare quotes like that? (But hey little dude, we'll grant you a bonus desirability point or two for referring to it as "the pizza store.") [Craigslist]