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by Collin Flatt
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by Collin Flatt
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It's a known fact that people head out for brunch to help combat the nausea and aches that accompany the hangover. But, we've all ended up having to bolt to the bathroom when one impending urge or another forced us to make a quick decision during that cure-all brunch.

To help you plan for the worst case scenario, we've listed 9 Hangover-Friendly Bathrooms that have clean facilities, fresh aromatics, and lots of space to let you do what you need to do. They also have a history of minimal foot traffic, as nothing makes you feel worse than someone pounding on the door while you suffer the consequences of last night's poor decision.

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Brauhaus Schmitz

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There's no doubt that the privacy in the bathrooms in the Brauer Bund are perfect for puking your guts out.
718 South St, Philadelphia, PA 19147
(267) 909-8814
(267) 909-8814

National Mechanics

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Arty faucets, clean toilets, and intense Febreze action makes for a great hangover hangout.
22 S 3rd St, Philadelphia, PA 19106
(215) 701-4883
(215) 701-4883

Triumph Brewing Company

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Talk about privacy. Each stall has a full length locking door and lots of space inside, where you can get a lot of thinking done.
117 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19106
(215) 625-0855
(215) 625-0855

Grey Lodge Pub

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Really cool tiles with quotes on them that you can read while you spend copious amounts of time on the bowl.
6235 Frankford Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19135
(215) 856-3591
(215) 856-3591

Fergie's Pub

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If you're bolting for the bathroom because of a sudden urge to bow to the porcelain Gods, the giant old school urinal doesn't require any door opening to do your worst.
1214 Sansom St, Philadelphia, PA 19107
(215) 928-8118
(215) 928-8118

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Di Bruno Brothers

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The second floor bathroom is huge, clean, and smells great. Not a bad place to take a cat nap sitting on the throne.
1730 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 665-9220
(215) 665-9220

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Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia

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You can easily sneak in and out of this one without being obvious, and that's invaluable when needing some alone time in the bathroom.
One Logan Square, Philadelphia, PA 19103-6933
(215) 963-1500
(215) 963-1500

Butcher and Singer

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What a gorgeous space within another gorgeous space. And the A/C is usually on full blast in here, and a chill in the air is great when you're sweating out the booze.
1500 Walnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19102
(215) 732-4444
(215) 732-4444

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Dim Sum Garden

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The place looks dirty from the outside, but the owner definitely has germophobia, as the bathroom is spotless and always pretty. You won't find someone banging on the door, either, while you "freshen up."
59 N. 11th St., Philadelphia, PA 19107
(215) 627-0218
(215) 627-0218

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Brauhaus Schmitz

718 South St, Philadelphia, PA 19147
There's no doubt that the privacy in the bathrooms in the Brauer Bund are perfect for puking your guts out.
718 South St, Philadelphia, PA 19147
(267) 909-8814
(267) 909-8814

National Mechanics

22 S 3rd St, Philadelphia, PA 19106
Arty faucets, clean toilets, and intense Febreze action makes for a great hangover hangout.
22 S 3rd St, Philadelphia, PA 19106
(215) 701-4883
(215) 701-4883

Triumph Brewing Company

117 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19106
Talk about privacy. Each stall has a full length locking door and lots of space inside, where you can get a lot of thinking done.
117 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19106
(215) 625-0855
(215) 625-0855

Grey Lodge Pub

6235 Frankford Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19135
Really cool tiles with quotes on them that you can read while you spend copious amounts of time on the bowl.
6235 Frankford Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19135
(215) 856-3591
(215) 856-3591

Fergie's Pub

1214 Sansom St, Philadelphia, PA 19107
If you're bolting for the bathroom because of a sudden urge to bow to the porcelain Gods, the giant old school urinal doesn't require any door opening to do your worst.
1214 Sansom St, Philadelphia, PA 19107
(215) 928-8118
(215) 928-8118

Di Bruno Brothers

1730 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19103
The second floor bathroom is huge, clean, and smells great. Not a bad place to take a cat nap sitting on the throne.
1730 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19103
(215) 665-9220
(215) 665-9220

Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia

One Logan Square, Philadelphia, PA 19103-6933
You can easily sneak in and out of this one without being obvious, and that's invaluable when needing some alone time in the bathroom.
One Logan Square, Philadelphia, PA 19103-6933
(215) 963-1500
(215) 963-1500

Butcher and Singer

1500 Walnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19102
What a gorgeous space within another gorgeous space. And the A/C is usually on full blast in here, and a chill in the air is great when you're sweating out the booze.
1500 Walnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19102
(215) 732-4444
(215) 732-4444

Dim Sum Garden

59 N. 11th St., Philadelphia, PA 19107
The place looks dirty from the outside, but the owner definitely has germophobia, as the bathroom is spotless and always pretty. You won't find someone banging on the door, either, while you "freshen up."
59 N. 11th St., Philadelphia, PA 19107
(215) 627-0218
(215) 627-0218

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